Ok I have a couple:

1, Lets be honest who in the cold light of day has ever seen anybody on cocaine and thought 'Hey they look like they are having a good time?'

2, All the stuff in Kent is rubbish (or so they tell me)

3, The Goverment say its bad (ok I don't really mean that one)

4, It makes your nose run.

5, At some stage it has probably been up somebodys bottom.

You forgot to mention 'Danniella Westbrooks' nose! well half a nose now.LOL that a good reason for not taking cocaine.

Oh! and Pete 'Waste of space' Doherty! yet another reason.

beat-a-max:

I once saw a guy with a tee shirt that said ... INSTANT  WAN*@R JUST ADD COCAINE!! says it all really !

I have always had great difficuly masterbating while on cocaine

Friends of my flatmates used to do it in my living room at uni. It's fun watching people try to chew their own faces off...