Toads:

would you tell her her *** looks fat in that dress?

You've got to be cruel to be kind sometimes - that said i would not be too pleased to hear that...!

I agree, its never the dress that makes you look fat, its you! Better to hear the truth sometimes...

Wally:

ladies ladies ladies. There is no smoke without Fire.......!

Aye its never the dress its the cakes I'm afraid