Mr P, an 80-year-old Polish émigré and former engineer, knew he had memory problems, but it was his wife who described it as a permanent sense of déjà vu. He refused to watch TV or read a newspaper, as he claimed to have seen everything before. When he went out walking he said the same birds sang in the same trees and the same cars drove past at the same time every day.

 Adds new meaning to "same old *** different day"

I guess he has never shagged a bird for the first time ;), or he has to keep having the same tooth out.

How else does he suffer ???