The serious arguments in favour of the monarchy run something like this:
1. It attracts money from tourism.
2. It provides a theoretical check to the power of the Commons.
3. The monarch is a non-political ambassador for Britain.
And the problems with these arguments?
1. Not half as much as it takes from us.
2. Never has the word 'theoretical' been so accurate.
3. Non-political, maybe, but after Prince Philip's various gaffes and now it would appear young Prince Harry, certainly not politically correct.
Well thats that sorted lets do as the French did and execute the lot of them, we could televise it. Far more interesting than the X-Factor.