Having too much time on my hands and having a warped sense of humour I thought it would be fun to start a story and see where it goes. All you need to do is add a sentence to the last sentence posted.

So here it goes.....

A man walks into into his local pasty shop and asks for

directions to the nearer cross dressing club and the old lady behind the counter says.

naturists who enjoy to wear socks and sandals and nothing else but also

the Gremlins in his kitchen cupboard have sold all his clothes to finance